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Required Introductions
03:43
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I've never been too good at the self-referential
Building hype for my type requires power massive, exponential
Gasoline ignites the fire, revving from an engine
My name is Doc Isaac, time to begin the mission
Slipping through the cracks, to show up on the stage.
Just A Boy and His Game Boy, a magitek sage
Too much arcade on his brain, a slave to this game.
Not just showcasing nerdy, I'm defining to acclaim.
As The pulse channel kicks, you think you know the drill,
The thrill is in your veins, a buildup brings a chill
This fever will kill, but Mario can keep his pills,
All you really need now is for Doc's flow to spill
From the midwest, I came to the southeast
Producing beats like an Altered Beast
A Space Harrier burying the competition, doing as I please
Hiding behind the curtain, lookin,
Certain my notions will keep you turning
I'm the game genie connecting directly into your feed
And everyone can't resist
Making a sample to this
The Theme is Storm Eagle!
It's not me, it's nerdcore logic
Let's make this crowd go Maverick
My name is Doc Isaac and this is my requisite
Introductory Song defined by the Hip Hop Government.
Enraptured like a poltergeist to a TV screen,
Talkboy next to the speaker, recording on loop Ken's Theme
Sound Effects, Shoryuken, Street Fighter my scene
Making lyrics as I play, linguistics slowly forming
Stories in my head I prefer to bantering
Than fluff and huff and puff, wolves blowing houses over, drunk with forties
Give me meaning listening to all your pipe dreams
While you're shredding all your threads, I'm strengthening my seams
And I don't really pray to Yeezy
I've got my own diety
Ronnie James Dio!
Through the Dark like a Rainbow,
Surprising you with falsetto
My name is Doc Isaac and this is my requisite
Introductory Song defined by the Hip Hop Government.
My name is Doc Isaac and I am here to say,
I like sci-fi, wrestling and anime
You may not think those things worth boasting about in a rap
But that's about all I had where I lived: Halls Had It,
And right here is where I'd make a Firefly joke,
But it's fifteen years old?! That's true folks!
Haunting ghosts in browncoats, they tood the sky from me
Guess we should have read the patch notes before Fox nerfed it completely.
Okay, that's enough of that! Continue!
You may look at me weirdly as I peer down on my screen,
Changing hexadecimal values, around you all the chiptunes sing
The song of my people wielded with nostalgic ring,
Rose tinted glasses will be your new favorite bling
So raise your hands, clap along to the snare
And if you're feeling crazy, add a whoo like Ric Flair.
Now we're playing with power, let's light up this party
Like Spinal Tap, we're gonna turn the volume straight up to B.
You see
I don't care where this goes
Good or bad or Tommy Wiseau,
You're tearing me apart, Lisa!
You're my favorite customers
Let's rock this joint together!
My name is Doc Isaac and this is my requisite
Introductory Song defined by the Hip Hop Government.
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Rap Game
03:39
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Step up! Doc Isaac got his hands on the mic!
Back off! I'm about to make a lyrical strike!
I'll convey my message however necessary
Don't like it? Summon the feedback army!
Smarmy, yes, but that's how I roll!
At least that's how I claim to roll, I'm just too nice to pay the toll,
But I can act like it, so just step away!
If I'm too loud? Crap, I'm really sorry hey I'll turn it down, I MEAN--
CHROUS
This is how you play the Rap Game,
Make a bold claim, say a lot of little crazy things!
Find a sexy beat, defeat it with your know how
Give a quick mix and upload it to Soundcloud!
Be animated like a Scooby Doo Ghost
Am I making a rap or just a Tumblr post?
I'm always acting Bitter or maybe Angry
But if I'm making cheesy lyrics then I'm all too happy!
When I walk in the club, everyone says "Hello"
Greets me congenially, handshaking in a row
Running to and fro, the show will resume
But the real action is always in the back room
Where my crew is waiting for their fighter, Level 3
We're about to kick it with some old school D&D
The die are rolling, character sheets are scrawling
We're about to drive by on a poor old Halfling
Encounter alert, the door to the back is cracked!
They found out my secret, they're gonna have a laugh!
Gotta distract them with my mad proofs,
Gotta make a quick line about bleeps and bloops!
Crap! Maybe that wasn't the best approach,
But the words are dope, they forget why they encroach
I know it sounds silly, maybe far too random,
But let's make it all good and healthy like Dannon
CHORUS REPEATS
[LYRICS LOST]
Ummm, have I mentioned where I live?
Yes! A little hometown cheer can pad like a div!
Gotta hone in on the positives to share.
Knoxville, Tennessee! We once had a World's Fair!
... And that's about it!
Wait that seems too legit, I should learn when to quit.
It doesn't matter, we're almost at the refrain
Cause hey! That's how I playyyyyyy
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Match Three
04:18
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Wake up, got a song in your head
A few simple notes, combination embeds
Go to work instead, ignore it through the day
Jerks tell you what to do, bring you down on the way.
Get tired, Get back feeling drained,
But the melody's catching, sticking in your brain
Distracting, swayed electronically
Oh hey, there's a meme of a kitty!
And it builds and it builds and it builds and it builds
You feel the will, pulling in for the kill,
Throw off the covers, run up the stairs
Stare at the screen til your eyes are red with air
This could be it, what you dream
But it's never as perfect as you're picturing
Picking at the surface, the magic never shows
More a Ninja Turtle than a Michelangelo.
You stand agape at the size of the Mountain
Surmounting columns seems to line in thousands
You'll never make it, measures lacking
You can feel the pressure piling, stacking,
Then it hits, that link in your chains
Breaking swiftly, you feel a sudden change
Patterns clicks, clear, luminescent
This is your chance, now make it all connect!
CHORUS
Treat life like a match three game
Fleeting with a purpose more than the fame
Invite your fear hear a newfound flow
Make your worries disappear straight to the back row!
No matter what just do your best
Time's falling too fast to wallow in distress
This is not a test, are you scared you'll flop?
Are you really waiting for that Magical Drop?
Stop! Jump, aim a little higher
Work into the Leagues, become a Puzzle Fighter!
Always working for that Clear Bonus
Don't despair in seemingly slowness!
Onus, don't be Bejeweled by their progress!
They did the same as you, gotta keep focus!
Keep bustling if you wanna Bust a Move
That groove is your heart, man, you know what to do!
Much in life seeems everyone is versus,
Bickering drama, leaving you wordless
Game link time sink, grab another quarter
Purses snatched, blame the other fodder
You Think life is some sort of free to play?
Recharges drained, social media fadeaway
Ignore the stress ,the strain on your day
It all means nothing if the homie won't play
Juggling candles, they can't handle
Setting fires, bridges and scandals
Product placement, community dangers
Rap so whack, Money Idol Exchangers,
In their flaunting, they squader
Left wondering, Panel de Pon de
Floor, so confused, these loons
Like a Game Gear theme made a Game Boy tune
As you stare on as the words fly,
You wonder why you even wanna try
Just Rise above and leave the hive
You can fly higher than they can thrive!
They don't understand, you can be you,
Construe your worth, just do what you want to do
It's a long way to the top of the spire
So get building before the combo expires
CHORUS REPEATS
Tetris Attack, addict, can't relax,
Fast the blocks rise, piling up in neat stacks
you have the knack to keep them tame.
Neo with a need, rearrange, color matching
If you do that, you'll escape these woods
Warios can do nothing you've bombed his goods
It's your avalanche, now make the screen roll
Show this world why you've worked and toiled!
Treat life like a match three game
Fleeting with a purpose more than the fame
Gotta take the stakes, make it electric
Show off your skills with a Hatris Trick
No matter your level, everything is frantic
Time is spinning too fast, plan it like Hexic.
This is not a test, just perfect your dream
Even when you're hit in the Mean Bean Machine
New routine! Jump, aim a little higher
Work into the Leagues, become a Puzzle Fighter!
Everyone's looking for that quick Clear Bonus
While the ones working despair, seemingly slowness!
Onus, don't be Bejeweled by their progress!
They did the same as you, gotta keep focus!
Keep bustling if you wanna Bust a Move
That groove is your heart, you know what to do!
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PARRRRRRRRRRTYYYYYY
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