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One time, a chip artist I like made a random track and asked people to do a rap on them. I offered to do one, but then felt really bad about putting my mostly jokey lyrics to itf. So instead I composed my own track and used those lyrics for it instead. This is the result!
lyrics
Step up! Doc Isaac got his hands on the mic!
Back off! I'm about to make a lyrical strike!
I'll convey my message however necessary
Don't like it? Summon the feedback army!
Smarmy, yes, but that's how I roll!
At least that's how I claim to roll, I'm just too nice to pay the toll,
But I can act like it, so just step away!
If I'm too loud? Crap, I'm really sorry hey I'll turn it down, I MEAN--
CHROUS
This is how you play the Rap Game,
Make a bold claim, say a lot of little crazy things!
Find a sexy beat, defeat it with your know how
Give a quick mix and upload it to Soundcloud!
Be animated like a Scooby Doo Ghost
Am I making a rap or just a Tumblr post?
I'm always acting Bitter or maybe Angry
But if I'm making cheesy lyrics then I'm all too happy!
When I walk in the club, everyone says "Hello"
Greets me congenially, handshaking in a row
Running to and fro, the show will resume
But the real action is always in the back room
Where my crew is waiting for their fighter, Level 3
We're about to kick it with some old school D&D
The die are rolling, character sheets are scrawling
We're about to drive by on a poor old Halfling
Encounter alert, the door to the back is cracked!
They found out my secret, they're gonna have a laugh!
Gotta distract them with my mad proofs,
Gotta make a quick line about bleeps and bloops!
Crap! Maybe that wasn't the best approach,
But the words are dope, they forget why they encroach
I know it sounds silly, maybe far too random,
But let's make it all good and healthy like Dannon
CHORUS REPEATS
[LYRICS LOST]
Ummm, have I mentioned where I live?
Yes! A little hometown cheer can pad like a div!
Gotta hone in on the positives to share.
Knoxville, Tennessee! We once had a World's Fair!
... And that's about it!
Wait that seems too legit, I should learn when to quit.
It doesn't matter, we're almost at the refrain
Cause hey! That's how I playyyyyyy
credits
from
Chip Damage,
released July 3, 2020
Music and Lyrics by Doc Isaac
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